midday tuesday's dim

There is this distinctive smell of a thunderstorm right before it hits you as you stand hopelessly in love starring those cute little ducklings at the park. And before it crashes on you it will hit your nostrils as this sure and unquestioned sign of impending moisture on the air. Then you are drown in a tsunami of mixed sentiments.
"Moisture?Oh my God! Did I forget the heater on?
"Do i look ok, kind of like Gene Kelly when he was singing in the rain,or should i go for the Clooney look in the perfect storm?"
"Is it maybe time to take this long thoughts like in the movies when someone faces his own end?"
Then the first drop hits you and all is gone and you find yourself in a baptism of water.
So i sat there in the midst of the pouring rain and went for my umbrella. With horror i realized i had none, so i punched a passing nun[action i performed only for rhyming reasons]and i was ready to hit the singing scene when suddenly i was facing a band of ruthless benedictan monks[they are vicious, mean and bloodofchrist thirsty]. I took to my ancient king fool lessons and adopted the old Chinese method of"idontknowwhodiditijustgothere", which is always more easy to do than to write. Unfortunately they counteracted that with the old "dontgiveusthatshit"technique and prepared to ascend on my bottom, ergo kick my ass.
The scene was set, the pawns were set, the rain was falling heavy and my umbrella was purple. it was truly a time for actions that speak louder than words, but since i am writing that down that means that words are actually more important for description's sake and that destroys my whole quest for action so i will skip some lines as i am not in the mood for action and adventure and buttkicking drama which usually sells out.
The end of this boring Tuesday morning found me holding on to my yellow umbrella, starring as the sun was slowly piercing the black clouds and proceeding to reign the sky as a true monarch. I yelled to hell with kings of the old and found the nearest cave where i presume to wait till the end of his days come happily ever after, amen...