I was on the brink of starting an odyssey of harry potter movie viewing as i saw a new entry in skype. I always want to give an opportunity to people to tell me how annoying i am talking to them as they sign in, so when Karen did so there was no hesitation whatsoever. It is true that she never speaks to me first so i add that to my annoying factor and having received my fix i proceed into asking what happened with her fixed to break down laptop. She kindly as always explained to me that it had to be send out to the embassy of acer which provoked my curiosity since she is residing in a very central part of Germany which was supposed to have everything, from cameras and pc's to overgrowing Turkish population and exquisite kebab stands as a result. The reply i got was that it had to be send out to the acer company which was stationed in a northern German city. I immediately pictured the secluded dark location and went on to discover the code and purpose of this heretical company. The actual anagram of acer is cera which means deer and horned in ancient latin and although the bearing of horns is misjudged as a symbol of infidelity and scorn these days in the old pantheon days to bear horns meant you were blessed and fertile. Satyrs where the bearers of horn and we all know what they did. So i pondered in what seemed like forever in these two seconds time till i realized that there was a plan in repopulating the earth through broken down laptops. And there i stumbled upon the truth as to why the acer service was really awful:
they wanted to be able to monitor their subjects through a constant relation through computer crashes!
I had to tell Karen about this plot that would jeopardize her life, her laptop and her ability to call distant remote Arabian countries!But would she believe me...
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