petition no 28102007

petition no 28102007

To the department of Sanitation and Insanitation

Dear Mr/Mrs

I am addressing this letter to you in kind regards that this request would not get lost in your archives and you would personally look into the matter so that the health regulations are properly respected.
I have to report to you the mischievous behavior of my neighboring self who is in clear violation to any sanitation rule ever written. The hideous acts performed by him will be listed as follows.
On Sunday 28 of October, our Lord's year 2007, i discovered the burial grounds of 44 sand beetles. After intensive search i reached the training camp of beetles being subjected to cruel labor, gathering hair from the carpet in the room with the excruciatingly orange walls which was then stacked into a pile and treated to be used for vile purposes that overlap my sense of reason. There was no procedure i could notice that involved at least the use of a detergent to wash the "finds" the poor insects collected. An excuse was included that surpassed any audacity: the preservation of the original smell. Smell is one more thing that seems to be of fleeting importance here;it is everywhere!we are overcome by original smells!Everything touched and tainted by originality has to be left at that state!
Sheets are left on the bed for weeks"original smell",
underwear left unchanged"original smell",
showers not had"original smell"
At some point the original smell is being override by other familiar and unpleasant smells of originality!
I am truly a fan of preservation.preserving the wildlife,preserving the forest,preserving panda bears in bamboo salons, preserving marmalade,but not preserving t-shirts that preserve the reminder of sweating across different countries!I therefore call upon your authority in purging this facility from the taint of original smell.I am pressing charges on my neighboring self for staring at nothing for hours which of course prevent me from watching my favorite program on TV or do my work.I also have the suspicion that he is entering a state of multi-personality disorder.He thinks he is more than one person.
I believe you will also find it in article no 25/b-l.a that such a case is due to be subjected to immediate sanitation. I propose an immediate low level hard brain format with no back up.Well maybe just one.But you should hide it somewhere no one can find it easily.
I thank you for your patience and urge you to be quick in handling my case as a top emergency, lest it spreads into a reality than just a bad dream.I expect impatiently your response.

My sincere gratitude for an immediate response
the voice of reason